Only a couple posts in, and I'm already talking about a non-Survivor show on my Survivor blog. My defense is that I said from the start that I would use this for more than just Survivor, BUT if that isn't good enough then my other defense is that there are Survivor players on this cast, so it's Survivor-adjacent. Anyway, I'll be getting back to my Survivor 50 cast reactions soon, but this cast dropped yesterday, so I figured I would talk about it first. Why does everyone on Survivor 50 get their own post, but this cast is all one? I have more to say about the Survivor 50 cast since I know all of them (other than Savannah and the Rizz God, of course), while I don't know nearly as many people in this cast. It also gives me easy content to farm during the offseason, I'll have to come up with a new series to fill the time before Survivor 49 once I'm done with that. With that out of the way, let's get to the cast!
Candice Dillard Basset (The Real Housewives of Potomac): I've never watched Real Housewives, so I won't have a lot to say about Candice or any of the other Housewives (with one exception). One thing I'll say here is that they are EXTREMELY hit or miss on Traitors. While Phaedra was extremely entertaining, more often that not the Housewives are pretty boring. Since Traitors insists on bringing Housewives on every seasons, at least give us more Phaedras and Brandis, and please for the love of god not Dolores's and Shereés.
Caroline Stanbury (The Real Housewives of Dubai): Housewife, don't know her, don't have much to say. I think Ayan was on her Dubai as well, and people online said Ayan was good (she left very little impact on Traitors though), so maybe Caroline will be good?
Colton Underwood (The Bachelor): Not a Housewife, but another person that I do not know. I've seen some discourse on Twitter after his announcement, and it seems he is not very liked. I'm hoping that's because he plays up a villain role on TV, and not because he's a terrible person.
Donna Kelce (NFL Mother): I think it's hilarious that Travis and Jason Kelce's mom is going to be on Traitors. I saw an old podcast clip where the two of them were talking about the show, so I know they'll be watching (though they should watch and support their mother even if they weren't already fans of the show). I imagine Taylor Swift will probably watch as well, so that means that Taylor Swift will know who Rob Cesternino is, and I think that's awesome. Anyway, people with ties to celebrities have been pretty hit or miss. Sam Asghari was insanely boring, but Dylan Efron was pretty fun. Hoping Donna is fun.
Dorinda Medley (The Real Housewives of New York City and The Traitors): This is the Housewife I have something to say about. I don't like that she's here. There are plenty of people who haven't been on the show who could have been cast, but they're instead just deciding to give her a second chance because she COULD have been entertaining. I know Kate got to play twice, but she had a large impact on her original season and was a fan favorite. Dorinda is someone who flopped who is getting a second chance for no reason. It may seem like I'm just a Dorinda hater, but I'm not. When Johnny Bananas was rumored to be on last season, I was not happy about that, and was happy when those rumors turned out to be fake. I love The Challenge, and have a love/hate relationship with Bananas, but he had his shot, and Dorinda had hers.
Eric Nam (Singer/Songwriter): I know nothing about this guy. I imagine his career probably isn't at its peak, otherwise he'd be out touring instead of being on reality TV. Hope he's entertaining.
Ian Terry (Big Brother): Finally someone that I truly know. I like Ian and was happy to see his name on the list. While Ian was boring on BB22, I'm willing to excuse that. 2020 was a really weird time, so I don't blame Ian for not being a shining star during those weird times. Additionally, he was playing in the minority on a season where the majority won every competition. There was nothing Ian could really do except hang out, especially as a past winner. Speaking of his win, BB14! Ian was a fun presence on BB14. While he was a lot younger then, I know that kid is still in there somewhere desperate to have fun in a castle in Scotland. Filming Traitors is a lot shorter than Big Brother, so I'm hoping Ian doesn't burn out like he did in BB22, and we have a fun Ian run.
Johnny Weir (Olympic Figure Skater): And we're right back to people I know nothing about. Hope he at least makes good TV.
Kristen Kish (Top Chef): Haven't seen Top Chef, but I'm happy to see Kristen on this cast. People on Twitter (Owen Knight from Survivor comes to mind) have been happy about her inclusion, so I'm going in with an open mind. A quick Google search also told me that she is now the host of Top Chef, so she presumably knows how to talk to a camera (I say presumably because Julie Chen has been hosting Big Brother since 2000 and BB fans know how she is) and can hopefully make fun TV.
Lisa Rinna (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills): Housewife, know nothing about her.
Mark Ballas (Dancing with the Stars): Don't know anything about this guy, hope he's fun.
Maura Higgins (Love Island USA: Aftersun Host): Admittedly, I have only watched the first 3 seasons of Love Island US when they were on CBS, and have seen most of season 4. I need to catch up on that show because I know season 6 is insanely good, and I've been hearing good things about 7 as it's airing as well. However, even if I were caught up, I always skipped the recap episodes whenever I watched, so I wouldn't know her anyway. Like Kristen though, she is a host and presumably can talk to a camera. Hoping she's fun TV.
Michael Rapaport (Actor): I didn't know this guy until yesterday when I saw the backlash towards him being on this cast. I've learned that he's a grifter and not a very good person, so that sucks. While I'd like to say I'm surprised, I'm not, and am more just disappointed. With Tom Sandoval on last season, it's clear that they're fine casting bad people. I hope Michael gets a worse edit, rather than one like Tom that turned him into a goofy comic relief that came out of the season pretty well-liked. Hoping to see an early exit from Michael.
Monét X Change (RuPaul's Drag Race): I don't watch Drag Race, but I'm happy to see Monét on this cast. Apparently she's a big fan of social strategy shows, so that's fun to see. Additionally, Bob the Drag Queen was fantastic last season, and Peppermint's short run on season 2 was still quite memorable, so I have high hopes for Monét.
Natalie Anderson (The Amazing Race, Survivor, and The Challenge): I'm very happy to see Natalie on this season. While I have not seen her Amazing Race seasons yet (currently watching season 4), she was great on Survivor. Her revenge storyline on San Juan del Sur is one of my favorite winning stories, and while I was not a fan of her game on Winners at War, she played with the cards she was dealt. Her early exit on The Challenge was disappointing, and I'd love to see her back on that show. Now she's on The Traitors, and I'm super happy about it. Natalie brings good TV whenever she can, and I have no doubt she'll be fun to watch here. Jeremy got his chance last season and didn't do super well, so maybe Natalie can get revenge for him a second time.
Porsha Williams (The Real Housewives of Atlanta): Housewife, know nothing about her.
Rob Cesternino (Survivor): Rob is the player I am most excited about on this cast. Rob is one of my favorite Survivor players of all time. While not all of his jokes on Amazon have aged the best (something he has apologized for), he was still wildly entertaining. To this day, I'm still crushed that he had no shot on All-Stars, as another deep run would have been so exciting. However, at this point Rob is probably more notable for what he's done outside of the show. What he has done with RHAP is truly incredible (there was even a section on it in one of my textbooks in college, I vividly remember freaking out in my freshman year dorm reading it), and he has done so much for both the Survivor and reality TV communities. Him getting cut from 50 was a travesty, but being on Traitors is an incredible consolation, and I really hope he goes the distance.
Rob Rausch (Love Island USA): As I mentioned already, I have not seen Rob's season on Love Island. HOWEVER, my brother watched it with his girlfriend, so I called him and asked for his take on Rob, so I'm going to base on opinion based on what he told me. He said Rob is a drama queen and makes for really good TV. I love drama queens on reality TV. Messy TV is good TV, and as long as it doesn't cross the line into icky territory, I welcome it. I'm now excited to see Rob (though he will still be the lesser Rob in my mind).
Ron Funches (Comedian): I've never heard of this guy, but he's a comedian, so he'll probably be entertaining, considering that it's literally his job. Even if he's only around for a couple episodes, if he's entertaining then I'm fine with his inclusion.
Stephen Colletti (Laguna Beach and One Tree Hill): I know nothing about this guy. Maybe he'll be fun? Maybe he won't? Guess we'll find out.
Tara Lipinski (Olympic Figure Skater): If I had a nickel for every time the Traitors cast an Olympic Figure Skater on season 4, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Tiffany Mitchell (Big Brother and The Challenge USA): I'm very excited to see Tiffany on this season. She has been extremely entertaining on every show she's been on, even in her very short run on The Challenge USA 1 (though her flirtmance or whatever with Cinco did weird me out). For modern Big Brother legends, she probably would have been my second choice, only behind Taylor Hale, but second is still really good. Every season so far has started with a BB Traitor (Cody, Dan, and Danielle), and I think Tiffany would be a super fun Traitor. I see her getting frustrated if her other Traitors are bad at the game, which will make for some elite confessionals.
Yam Yam Arocho (Survivor): I'm super excited to see Yam Yam. Carolyn opened the floodgates for New Era Survivor players, and I think Yam Yam is a very good pick. He was on a couple "leaked" Survivor 50 casts, and I was happy about that because I really enjoyed him on 44. He didn't end up making the cut, and I don't know how close he actually was, but like Rob C, Traitors is a great consolation. With Survivor 50 avoiding 44, Traitors clearly isn't and fair enough. While 44 isn't the most loved, I still enjoyed watching it while it was coming out, primarily because of Carolyn and Yam Yam. Now that Carolyn has had her shot, lets see Yam Yam give it a go (no, that does not mean I want Carson on season 5). Not sure whether I'd prefer him as a Faithful or a Traitor. Going into last season, I thought Carolyn would have been better as a Faithful, but was proven wrong when she was a wildly entertaining Traitor. I think Yam Yam would be very fun in either role, and I look forward to seeing him play the game.